Of preferences and curiosities

I had the following conversation with a beautiful friend of mine.  Her name is changed, and for the fact of there being several references that could only be true in the UK, I'll only say that she is from that location.

The setup was Skype.  

MW:  A guy thinks about ways to get a woman in some inappropriate ways.  I admit.  But, you literally blew my analytical perspective when you let me know that when a girl leaves her stuff at a guy's house, it's just the excuse to go back at another time.

Jennie:  how was that a shocker though? haha

MW:  Well, there is a bit of a story behind it.  If it hadn't been for my first girl leaving her notebook on my truck (back when I had one), my mom would not have found it and my mom would not have been the one to present the brain-numbing proof that the girl was a manipulative twat.

MW:  And a lil' sidenote: I used to refer to horrible women as "being a bitch".  But, my definitions have changed over the years and now, I like certain women when they are a bitch.  Thus, my word for women who are just stupid is "twat"

Jennie:  haha in a similar case but for guys, call them a "bellend" lol

MW:  lol!  I have to fight the urge to let my imagination rule and see guys walking around with giant Big Ben bells as their heads.  What would be the UK definition?

Jennie:  its like an insult to their manhood

MW:  oh, so like their pecker is shaped like a bell end?

Jennie:  yep lol

Jennie:  its a sorry excuse of dick and you look as stupid lol

MW:  (this is going to reveal a bit about me...but not me physically)  I've seen a great deal of dicks that look like bellends.  Oddly enough, the majority being from India and Turkey.  Is that then substantial evidence to say that all are bellends (from those two countries), or is it just the ones that rub their peckers whilst in chat rooms?

Jennie:  both lmao

MW:  I know I've asked you this before and possibly even here on skype, but I'm not up for an all-day scroll to find out exactly what you said before.  What's your first reaction when you see a guy's cam focused on his dick instead of his face?

Jennie:  what a pathetic excuse of a man

MW:  could it be a bit more specific?  like, "what a pathetic escuse of a dick"

Jennie:  that second lmao

MW:  because I know quite a few who make money off of their...output

MW:  device

Jennie:  and? point being?

MW:  um

MW:  I suppose that since that's not your ..preferred use of bells or less pathetic examples..
MW:  The whole point I was trying to make just became invalid

MW:  So, guys who show faces...how can they hold your attention?

MW:  I'm not so much asking for me, but more for guys who constantly ask me for specific details.  I always just say, "I'm just me." but nobody knows how to be me

Jennie:  erm its sounds shallow, but if they're fit, they have my attention, if they prove to have no humour or intellect then I leave them too it. but someone talks to me and shows me that they aren't waiting for a moment to ask to see all of my birthday suit, have a brain and humour and win over with that first then I find them interesting and will be friends with them :) just he shallow way I am sometimes lol

MW:  If it makes your day any better

MW:  I was asking a friend what her idea is of a hot guy.  She said Native American, curly hair, green eyes, and tan skin.

MW:  and then she said her current bf is from El Salvador and she hates be with with just white guys

Jennie:  :-/ hmm well I get that I guess. I mean I'm not 100% into pale milk bottle white guys myself  but I'm not into dark skin either, I would prefer an Italian body with British born background, light green or electric blue eyes, brown or black hair with a slight natural wave/curl to it :) but I think that's because I have Italian ancestors far back in my family bloodline

MW:  Is there something that would be a "deal breaker" for what you consider a hottie?  Or in other words, you're talking with a guy and everything is going great.  Then, the guy does "something" and it become a dealbreaker.

Jennie:  If he was born a woman. If he was bisexual, if he told me about all his sexual partners and what he did with them, told me a fetish he loved and I think is really messed up and wrong. if I get the impression that he might want to kill me or harm me  one day, his mental stability would be my main concern, force of habit to me to make sure they are level headed, don't want a repeat of what my Mum had to go through. there's a lot of things that could be a deal breaker , I'm picky

MW:  Do you consider your answer/preferences be something totally you, or is it the preferences of many women?

MW:  (And if I changed your name, could I make this Q & A into a blog entry?)

Jennie:  I think its just me personally, but I don't see why other women would say different :/

Jennie:  well if I read it first , and give you the okay , I wouldn't mind you doing one